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amanda17xo 
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eh we probably already have done just that. we're good remember?  & my little red sox are the greatest. should've kept cabrera 2 years back though. regardless, we're still the greatest. |
| Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:27 pm |
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zdirish17
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haha, id say these say it all:
Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?
A: One chokes only in October.
Q: Why did Fenway Park build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.
and a personal favorite:
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.
Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan." |
| Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:40 pm |
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amanda17xo
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here's my favorite:
YANKEES SUCK |
| Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:45 pm |
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zdirish17
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WHos your Daddy? |
| Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:49 pm |
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amanda17xo
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his name's john. |
| Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:51 am |
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zdirish17
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o, ok, i was just wondering, every1 on the yankees kills Boston, so i guess you just picked Damon  |
| Sat Mar 31, 2007 4:11 pm |
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zdirish17
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says it all |
| Sat Mar 31, 2007 8:28 pm |
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amanda17xo
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Joined: 24 Sep 2005
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psh that's doesn't even make sense. "red sux" can not be used as a verb. "oh i red suxed today" nooope!
if i yankeed on the other hand... then i'd most certainly do all of those things listed. |
| Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:05 pm |
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